Geoff Whiting, Mr Comedy

Posted in General on January 11th, 2010 by RevStu

A significant number of years ago, I and WoSblog associate J Nash used to be regular attenders of the weekly Comedy Cavern comedy club in Bath. Located in the tiny cellar of a popular studenty pub on Sunday nights and able to seat maybe 30 people and cram in another 30 or so standing up, it featured both up-and-coming and established acts at abnormally low prices. Robin Ince, Ross Noble, Brendon Burns and an astonishing, paint-blistering set from Jerry Sadowitz were just a few of the highlights from tickets costing just £3 or £4.

The club kept putting on good acts, but after a few months we both had to stop going, and the reason was the compere. Agonisingly, murderously awful, he would systematically annihilate every last scintilla of atmosphere with dreadful audience “banter” and reading out headlines from the local newspaper for what felt like hours at a time. Combined with the hard wooden seats and the endless intervals (compere-interval-compere-support-interval-compere-interval-headliner wasn’t an uncommon running order), by the time the main act finally went onstage you’d be in such an abysmal mood of barely-suppressed rage that almost nobody could be funny enough to compensate for the previous two hours of torture.

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One last look backwards

Posted in General on January 11th, 2010 by RevStu

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Props to John X.

Why marriage must be banned now

Posted in wisdom on January 11th, 2010 by RevStu

I've been thinking long and hard about something over the weekend. Humanity is in a dreadful pickle at the moment, and we need fresh and radical thinking if we're to preserve civilisation into the coming decades. We need to fix Britain's Broken Society, but we need to do it on the cheap, because there isn't any money left and there won't be until about 2065. And the answer is obvious. We need to ban marriage.

At a single stroke, we could all but obliterate nearly everything that's currently wrong with the world, up to and including war. Think about the benefits:

1. Monogamy (and relationships in general) based on freely-given love, not the threat of a legal obligation and crippling financial/social punishment.

2. The impoverishment of thousands upon thousands of vulture scum lawyers, currently massively enriching themselves by poisoning human relationships beyond salvation.

3. An end to discrimination against gay people who want to have the same rights as heterosexual couples. Now they will!

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