Turning successful videogames into pinball tables is a fairly logical step. Turning them into fruit machines is an altogether trickier business.
Nevertheless, it's been done a surprisingly large number of times over the years, with varying degrees of success.
If a week is a long time in politics, 26 months is forever, right?
"This talk of alliances comes up a lot, doesn’t it? Everyone wants
to be in our gang. So I want to make something very clear today.
Will I ever join a Conservative government? No.
Will I ever join a Labour government? No.
I will never allow the Liberal Democrats to be a mere annex to
another party's agenda."
- Nick Clegg's first speech as leader to the Lib Dem conference, March 2008
Where by "missus" I mean Mrs Pac-Man, of course.
This is a piece I originally wrote for Retro Gamer, taking a look at some of the curious attempts made by the pinball industry to stay hip and relevant when suddenly faced with the videogame explosion in the early 1980s, by turning some of those videogames into pinball machines.
We're almost done with the politics stuff, viewers. Normal WoSblog service will be resumed shortly, but first I thought I might as well share with you an email I received this morning.
Back on Monday, when uncertainty still ruled as to who'd be forming the next government, the website 38 Degrees invited its users to send emergency emails to Labour MPs, urging them not to block any potential "progressive alliance" by vowing to vote against electoral reform, as many threatened to.
to write anything today.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8676607.stm
The momentum behind a Lib-Lab coalition seems at the time of writing to be slipping away, as one braindead Labour MP or grandee after another comes out to argue against it in front of an eager media. If Labour's 1983 election manifesto was the longest suicide note in history, today's collected BBC News interviews could be among the shortest.
Because here's what happens if Labour retards like David Blunkett, John Reid, Tom Harris and Wee Dougie Alexander scupper this agreement.
1. That the Tories hadn't offered the Lib Dems anything on electoral reform. The sudden, desperate and resentful least-possible offer of a referendum on the absolutely useless AV (which does almost nothing for the Lib Dems) was a panic reaction to Brown's game-changing resignation.
2. That Adam "Raging" Boulton is the UK's unasked-for answer to Glenn Beck. "I just care about this country!"
Except it's not united, and it doesn't have a king.
Someone remind me again – why are these four plainly very different things jammed uncomfortably together into one? They seem to have nothing in common. Whose idea was that?
At least, it's statistically probable that you do. The majority – 53% – of votes cast by the British electorate last Thursday were worthless, because they were cast for candidates who didn't win, and are therefore simply thrown in the bin by the First Past The Post electoral system.
So if you were one of the thousands of people locked out of polling stations across the country on Thursday night, don't fret too much. Your vote would probably have been completely ignored anyway.
So did we win, or what?
Because the aim was a hung parliament, and we got just about the hung-est parliament possible. The Tories need the Lib Dems to form a majority, Labour needs nearly everyone to form a majority, and the smallest parties could yet have the crucial say. Wow, that's hung. But what now?
I haven't been to bed yet. I may be cranky. But with over 90% of results in, it's not really possible to draw any conclusions from last night's election other than (a) almost everyone in Britain is a pathetic, brainless cretin, and (b) everything about our "democracy" is a sick black joke at our expense.
Let's take it step by step, shall we?
The single most revolutionary step forward for democracy in the entire 303-year history of the United Kingdom, or this.
It's up to you. God help us all.
All my friends seem to be doing this at the moment, so I figured I'd join in.
And also because people rarely ask me interesting questions. Have a go.
With just two days until an election that could mark either one of the greatest days in British political history or one of the blackest, we're all a bit nervous about the future. But one thing that's great for easing tension is free cash, and that's what appears to be on offer from Stan James this week.
The terrifying image above is Ladbrokes' predicted map of the UK come Friday morning. (You can find much more detail on it here.) It makes a few questionable assertions and contradicts itself in a number of places (eg Glasgow East), but where's the money?
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