If I’m ever on a jury
Posted in useless Apple cunts on May 12th, 2011 by RevStu… and someone is brought before me accused of cold-bloodedly murdering the developers of PC iTunes, and the prosecution presents high-definition video evidence of them in the act, and they're arrested still carrying the brains-covered axe, and the victims have scrawled the full names, addresses and descriptions of their assailants in their own blood on the carpet with their dying breaths, I'll still find them Not Guilty.
